Who are we?We're going to tell you who we are! We're humans, just like you! The difference between you and us, pal, is that we're getting strangled, puked on and thrown cars at on a regular basis! That's not all, they're everywhere! You couldn't even get rid of them if you tried! Kill as many zombies as you can: That's our motto. If you're tired of waiting in the shelter and you want to show those bloody monsters what they're messing with, you're welcome to join us!
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So, what are you waiting for, Christmas? Hmm, I think you need some convincing, lad. Let me tell you more about us. We're like one big family, to be honest with you. We don't fight for the government or even for the army! We fight for each other, because we know we all have each other's backs. We're the angry survivors!
When we go in the kitchen, it's not to make sandwiches. Here rookie, get back in the kitchen, grab a pan and bash some zombie skulls in! It's really easy and it's a lot of fun. Hey, why don't you try hitting that Tank over there with it? Don't be scared, it's not as if Tanks are dangerous. I mean, the worst they can do is throw a car at you.
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